Thursday, October 22, 2009



Who: Sniper2477's
What: Halloween Project
Where: Snipe's Halo Lobby
When: 6 PM EST
Why: Because I said so

No questions, No complaining, and NO KILLING unless I say its ok

failure to follow rules results in boot from party no second chances

See you guys there! Spots are first come first serve so if the room is full DO NOT SEND ME MESSAGES ABOUT GETTING IN! Thanks

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Little Update

Ok so I don't really want you guys to be confused on the plot and not know what the fuck is going on. Like I said below this is for's Halloween Contest and will be filmed in Halo.

The plot is a massive zombie outbreak on xbox live. Shishka clicks a bad link on craigslist and hell breaks loose. I will be filming a lot scenes where YOU WILL DIE. I need a ton of shots of people dieing and getting nailed by stuff. The main survivor is Stosh who is ironically blamed for everything. He will meet some other survivors and then shit will go down.

So basically if I choose you to participate please just LISTEN to my directions instead of wondering around and asking me a million questions. If you can do that it would be highly appreciated! See you at filming soon!

Wednesday, October 14, 2009 Halloween Contest

Cobwebs are currently being dusted off my HD capture card and im currently filming some halo machinima after a long summer break. Thanks for sticking around and not forgetting about me! Im going to need some help in the future soon for my Halloween film. Huge number of zombies will be needed and theres going to be a shitload of killing so I hope your ready for that!

Lots of exciting things are coming up so don't go anywhere!

Thursday, August 27, 2009


Yea it has been ALONG TIME since I have posted on here and if you are reading this now thanks you for sticking around and dealing with all my crap. Im pretty busy cooking up some new ideas and such so stay tuned for more machinima coming very soon!

Thursday, May 14, 2009


Hey sorry about this blog being DEAD for a long time now. Things are just heating up here on Mackinac and im proud to say that my first ever live action film is being worked on as I type this. I dunno about you guys but im sick and tired of boring ass Michigan films. It's time to make something that people will talk about and hopefully get noticed a little.

Keep your eyes peeled for behind the scenes shit and other stuff....Mackinac Man is coming

Friday, May 1, 2009


Yea I lied I just finished Freeman's FEAR 2 and should be on Machinima's Youtube sometime early next THAT will be my last Machinima for awhile, thanks!

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Life Is Calling

Yea well it's that time again when I leave for a few months. Ill be taking off this Sunday to a little place called Mackinac Island to work for the summer again. So that means I will not be on LIVE for awhile so DONT DELETE ME BRO! haha anyways thanks for watching my Machinima and stuff i really appreciate it even though most of them sucked Ballsonya.

I recently just dropped some money on a HD Video Camera so expect some short videos I make on the Island to be featured on my channel till I get back. Thanks again and ill catch you guys on the flip side!

Monday, April 20, 2009

Warthog Training Episode 3 "Mongeese" (halo machinima)

New episode features my Happy Juice character at the end so go check it out!

Sunday, April 5, 2009

G-Mod Film Looks Promising!

I have yet to see a well made Gmod film.....and so far the first 3 minutes of my gmod vid own pretty hard. I don't wanna toot my horn or anything but I know its time for me to make a GOOD film and spend a little time on it. Sorry for the lack in quality lately...just tryin to keep up with the hard times. Hope you guys enjoy this one COMING SOON!

Saturday, April 4, 2009

"Bloodbath"-Gears of War 2 short (machinima)

Yo go check out Sparts new Gears 2 video. Im the dude screaming like always

Thursday, April 2, 2009


Marathon Man 8 Production starts TODAY!

1st EVER Marathon Man in HD is looking promising script wise. More action less bullshit talking= awesome I right?

Wednesday, April 1, 2009


Yea jk who quits machinima anyways??


Fuck Machinima

Monday, March 30, 2009


Man I didn't really realise how much people can go from liking you and then extremely hating you in a matter of minutes. I mean come on it kinda depresses me as to the length some people go to just to say I suck and ripped off Ross Scott which was NOT MY INTENTION! I admire Ross Scott and all his machinima and don't want a video I made to make people think I hate him and trying to do better which is NOT THE CASE. Just because I used commentary going through levels does not mean im ripping anyone off....say what you want but for crying out loud its machinima and we can do whatever the fuck we want so fuck off. If you don't like it BITE ME, I really don't give a damn about what you guys say in the comment section negative wise. For the people who actually posted constructive criticism I made sure to listen and will improve on toning down the swearing and actually trying to think about funny stuff to say....which would be more like a Ross Scott Freeman Mind RIPOFF in the aftermath. So whatever ill figure out something to make it different and midly entertaining to please the people which is VERY HARD these days I might add.

In other news im working on a Gmod Machinima with lots of random skits. I stil have no clue what it's gonna be called but it's turning out great so far. Expect to see T-REX, Master Chief, Teletubbies, Kentucky Fried Cocks, Reign of Fire Deleted Scene with Bale, that ONE GUY in L4D who trys to control the whole team and pisses you the FUCK OFF, HORDES of zombies coming at you screaming RIP OFF, and tons more :-)

Thanks for reading and catch ya guys later

Friday, March 20, 2009

Freeman's FEAR Nearing Completion

Yea thats right my 1st EVER Half-Life Machinima will be finished by the end of tonight and SUBMITTED! Think of it as Freeman's Mind but with scary fan made maps of Half-Life *cough*NightmareHouse*cough*

Hope you guys enjoy it!

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Warthog Training Episode 2

New episode of Warthog Training is up....I voiced Martin who screams every word he says haha. Anyways go check it out, rate, and comment!

Friday, March 13, 2009

New Vid Crap

Yea Quality blows not my fault.......hopefully it gets fixed

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Contrast Police

Yet another video I voiced in so go check it out :-)

Monday, March 9, 2009


Hey go check out Sp00n's new sup awesum video cuz theres like totally a ton of special people voicing it including me and tha god of machinima "FlabCaptian" haha just playing im talking about Digitalph33r but FLab's in it also so WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR GO WATCH IT! :-)

Rate/Comment/show your sup cool friendz

Harold & Herbert ARE COMING!


Friday, March 6, 2009

Halo 3: PORN

Hey guys if you haven't already go help out NAP and get Halo 3 PORN a SHITLOAD OF VIEWS! Im the dude screaming HALO 3 PORN so go watch it and rate/comment! Peace

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Big Pirate Battle Tonight!

Yea so around 9 PM EST there's gonna be a huge Elephant Pirate Battle that I will be filming for Marathon Man 8. So if your interested in joining the fun just send me a message at my GAMERTAG and ill try my best to get you into the party. The messages I receive FIRST will be priority.

FIRST COME FIRST SERVE. If you fool around you will be booted no second chances.


Tuesday, March 3, 2009

New STEAM account and other crap

Yea so i downloaded and bought Left4Dead and Team FOrtress 2 for PC. So if you have a Steam account and wanna PWN some zombies ADD ME! My account name is Sniper2477. Yea who would of figured right haha WTF ARE YOU WAITING FOR ADD ME QUICK DO IT NOW AHHHHHH!

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Mythic Map Sadness: Day 2

Check out day 2 of my documentary series on being left out in the dark with no Mythic Map code :-(

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Some Cool Stuff

Yea so the other day I finally got to play a few matchmaking and custom games with the legendary Jon Graham. It was pretty cool finally being able to play with him since its been well over a year. In my personal opinion I think that he is misunderstood to the extreme and I feel the need to make a video about it. Marathon Man Episode 8 will be that video so stay tuned for more info on it and also keep your eyes peeling on this blog for when I need people for a particular scene *cough*ElephantPiratebattle*cough*

Anyways I go back to working 10 hours again starting tomorrow so see you guys whenever

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Marathon Man and other stuff...

Yea so sorry about not updating this as often as I used to. I was working 8 hours a day, 7 days a week. Now i'm working 10 hours every single day and it sucks ballsonya haha. Anyways you might of noticed that I changed the name to PWN'D and added the words DIRECTOR'S CUT. I just got done editing the Machinima friendly version that is NOT OFFENSIVE to Mexicans or girls. Even though I explained myself in the FAQ and the 1 second long warning at the beginning of the video. I added in more Big Wang footage and and some footage of Episode 2 after the credits so make sure you don't miss that!

Still no HD Capture Card!!!!!!! It's taking forever for them to test it and ship it back so I can continue my Marathon Man series before the 6 month mark is hit once again and people forget about my series. You may have noticed that I changed the title of episode 8 to "Jon Graham's Plan". For all of you who don't know who Jon Graham is look up Digitalph33r's work. Yea that's the dude who I used to hang out with until he got all popular. He will be the main villain in the next episode so stay tuned! The script ownz so far!

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Saturday, February 14, 2009


Pwn'd was submitted a week ago and like all my vids it got shot down once for being to big and another time for a 2 second long Punk'd Soundbit. Yea its taking REALY LONG for it to get up on Youtube but what can ya do! Anyways I sent in my HD-PVR a few days ago and waiting to get it back to record some epic HD Halo 3 footage.

Flab Captian from NAP and Spartacus280 are all trying to come up with a collaboration video that will own. So far its looking promising so hopefully we can combine our ideas into one epic film!

Sorry about the short update catch ya guys on the flip side lulz

Sunday, February 8, 2009

HD PVR Problems/Super Secret Stuff

Ah i have been banging my head on the wall the past few weeks. I was so excited to finally get my first ever HD capture card, but that mood has quickly left the building and im about to split it in 2 with a Samaria Sword. I seriously have no clue what is going on with it. I have literally tried everything from forum hoping to contacting support. They have no clue wtf is going on and it just PISSES ME OFF! I go into the troubleshoot forum and explain my problem and post all my specs yet every single post asks all these other questions that have nothing to do with anything. ALL I WANT IS A FUCKING ANSWER NO MORE QUESTIONS! alright i'm done talking about that im sending it back tomorrow for testing so I better get something free for the shit I have been through.

I planed out a live event that would involve doing something liek Halo Community Live but way different. It would be nice to have a working capture card to do it but that aint gonna happen for awhile. This sucks so much fuck my luck!

Friday, February 6, 2009

PWN'D Uploaded and Submitted

Fianlly done editing PWN'D which will feature various pranks on XBOX LIVE. It runs at about 7-8 min long. Huge thanks goes out to FlabCaptain fron NAP for helping me with HD footage since my HD Capture Card failed to work and sending it back for testing soon. So yea look for PWN'D to be available to view on Monday or Tuesday!

Cya later

Saturday, January 31, 2009


Well im really pissed right now....NOTHING IS GOING RIGHT! I have spent this whole fucking week trying to get my GOD DAMN HD-PVR TO WORK! I mean my god WTF I have tried everything from uninstalling, reinstalling, contacting support and waiting 4 fucking days to get a god damn response! So ive been checking my email waitiing and guess what! I get like 4 emails from Youtube about muting all my vids audio due to copyright reasons.

FUCK YOU YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So now Bungie Day 08, Got Live, Marathon Man Ep5, Halo Cops 1 have no audio whats so ever.....yea what the hell is going on?? Small ass none profit films should not be subject to copyright rules anyways NOONE FUCKING CARES EXCEPT FOR YOUTUBE!

So yea just a little pissed if I don't get this HD PV-R to work soon I think i'm gonna have a heart attack!

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Stereotyping Guardians

Yea so I spent like an hour tops editing this strange moment that happened in a social team slayer match. The editing and quality are not the greatest but I can now officially say that this video will be the VERY LAST EVER VIDEO IN LOW QUALITY!! I just got my new HD capture card TODAY!!!!!!!!!! It seriously owns and I cannot wait to get started with it. So yea im gonna go and play around with this devise so check out the video if you haven't already and spread the word.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Quick Update

Well I finally got a full-time job from 3-11 everyday so ill be kinda busy with that. My new capture card is still slowly making its way to Michigan....stupid free shipping TAKES FOREVER! A few days ago something weird happened in matchmaking so I ended up recording and editing a video about it. I do the commentary in it to try and explain whats going on so hopefully that comes out friday or monday on Machinima's Youtube. The quality sucks a big fatty since I had to render it in low q on my laptop in order to transfer it to my new computer to edit. Yea i'm in need of flash drive badly.

PWN'D is coming along great, I filmed alot of stuff a few days ago but need to invest in a flash drive to get the footage from my old laptop to my new computer. So yea I gotta go and make some money.

Cya later

Sunday, January 18, 2009


Today kicked of the start of my New Series Called, "PWN'D". So far its pretty funny yet mean at the same time. Pretty much what I did today was invite people on my Friends List into a game designed to piss you off. Then if you last long enough you can join in on the fun and PWN others. So yea its all for fun so if I piss you off do not take it personally....odds are you will be featured on and seen by millions. I was forced to film on my Dazzle capture card again since my new HD capture card is slowly making its way to Michigan.

I recently just bought the Hauppauge 1212 HD-PVR HD Personal Video Recorder. I read lots of reviews and did ALOT OF RESEARCH to save some money after my Xbox repair ordeal. If your interested in getting a HIGH DEFINITION capture card, NOT DAZZLE, and have a reliable good running PC. I suggest you go on right now and order this product. I can't really tell you much about it now but from what ive heard it owns and cheap. I got it for $215 with 2 cables included so if you have the money and interested in making some HIGH QUALITY Machinima....this might be the thing for you.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Hitler Gets OWNED!

Hey guys I have been browsing Youtube like always and came across these Hitler videos that are absolutely hilarious! If you haven't seen them yet I dunno what planet your from. I rated 2 of the ones I have seen so far and i'm sure there are plenty more out there for your viewing pleasure. So check it out on my Youtube Channel under my recent activity.

Also in my xbox repair news......IT FINALLY ARRIVED! Yea but there's a catch like usual. I only received this bright yellow sticky note saying that they came but I wasn't home. I was home alright but wtf I never heard a door bell or ANYTHING! So that kinda pissed me off. It seems like now a days they just knock on your door softly and then run away after one knock with a sticker on your door. I kinda understand since the UPS guys are probably busy and all but its their job to WAIT AT LEAST A MINUTE BEFORE LEAVING OR HAVE THE DECENCY TO RING THE DOORBELL!

Yea well shit happens and ill be on LIVE tomorrow night hopefully with a fixed xbox. If it's not fixed and they say it was my hard drive ill literally shit a brick and make it an appearance on the 6:00 News Channel so stay tuned.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Gear Grinders

Yea so you really want to know what Grinds My Gears???

Two words....Windows LIVE

I bought GTA IV for PC for the new video editor and also my computer came with Halo 2 Vista which might I add OWNS! The real problem here is that both these games have Windows LIVE. Now for you who don't know, Windows LIVE is the same as XBOX LIVE but for the PC. It brings up your xbox LIVE friends list and you can also do private chats with people on Xbox from your computer. HOWEVER, you cannot do any PARTY CHATS.

Now you might be saying to yourself right now, but Snipe that's only one thing why the fuck are you complaining about it? Well that's not the only can also invite your xbox friends to your PC game BUT THEY CANNOT JOIN! Why would they have the option for you to invite your friends but stiff you on letting them join. And to top things off in Halo 2 you cannot earn achievements offline! Yea i completed some of the campaign offline and then its like oh btw you need to be online to earn all achievements! BULLSHIT!!!!

Haha anyways ill try and post more stuff that Ginds My Gears in the me I have lots to talk about. Oh and btw I re-edited Machinima World and added in some goodies to hopefully it passes inspection this time!

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Blah.....IP Infringement

Yea so I gotta take out a certain Disney character in order to get Machinima World cleared to view on Youtube. It's already up on their site if you wanna see it im to lazy to link it. This blows!

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Video Finished and Submitted

Hey guys yea I know 2 post in 1 day WTF SNIPE!!! Anyways I just submitted my new video to and it runs at about 2 and a half minutes. Like I said below it's not an action, comedy, or serious machinima. It is quite simply a relaxing video and might also get you dizzy at one point. So hope you guys enjoy it when released! Video Im Working On....

I'm currently working on an original idea I had just for This film i'm working on almost made me pass out editing will see why when released haha. It's basically a video to watch, relax, and enjoy. Ive never done anything like this before and kind of nervous of the reaction it will soon receive. Stay tuned for more info about it :-)

and yes im still alive but still living with no xbox yet.....

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Thunderstruck Trailer

Well I decided to test out my new Vegas Pro 8.0 program by editing a trailer for Spartacus280 who I think is a great Machinima maker and deserves a lot of support for his efforts to entertain us. So if you haven't already go over to his Kootra's Youtube Channel and SUBSCRIBE!

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Marathon Man (LEGAL VERSION) Now Available!

Yea that's exactly right....version 2 of Marathon Man can now be viewed at's Youtube Channel! This version has most of the Gears of War 2 soundtrack to it and some added line/text. If your one of those people who wonder why the hell I chose Gears of War 2 music well listen carefully to this. Machinima now requires all their videos to have non-copyrighted music attached since we are in fact making a profit on films we create now. Every single Game Music Score comes with a Creative Commons License. Which means its totally legal to use their music in videos we create.

The DIRECTOR'S CUT is basically what I wanted the film music to be and such so if you haven't already go check out that version with copyrighted music.

In other news i'm trying to figure out a new theme song for Marathon Man that's LEGAL so if you have any ideas let me know...

So yea it gets kind of complicated after that but the important thing is that Machinima's future looks promising and glad I can be a part of its growth! Thanks everyone for your support and if you have any questions or concerns feel free to message me on Youtube, thanks!

Monday, January 5, 2009

A Nice New Refreshing Blog Update YAY!

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Whats going on guys??? Just wanted to keep things fresh and up to date so HERE IT GOES!!!!!!

My XBox 360 has officially arrived at its destination in Texas today and is receiving some well needed repairs. Having spent $100 on these so called repairs I expect my XBox to be running in tip top shape when it returns. If it's not I will literally fly down to Microsoft HQ and piss on their building. Yea dead serious I shouldn't have to pay for a 2ND REPAIR!!!

In other amazing news I bought myself a brand new computer for editing a few weeks ago and just recently hooked it up. It runs GTA IV on Medium so that's better than poor I guess. I can edit and make my own GTA IV videos right in the program and render in 720p which KICKS ASS! If you saw The Bus Driver video before I removed it you know what I'm talking about. Expect more GTA IV videos on's Youtube SOON!

Well that's all for now so if you have GTA IV or Halo 2 for PC let me know!

Saturday, January 3, 2009

It's Coming......

Lay back
Inside your nice warm home
Before the sun
Enters the horizon
Returning to darkness
Tomorrow may never come
You are wondering wtf
Fuck if I know
I saw the sign
Everyone panics
Left us all behind